XAMA

joshverdi:

Modified people are probably the only ones that can say “there’s a piece of my wife in the freezer” without it being weird

(via selfkreated)

jebiwonkenobi:

When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.

(via modificationnotmutilation)

frenchfrysweatshirt:

a haiku about periods

haagen dazs ice cream
that stain is not coming out
i am so horny

I nearly died of laughter, absolutely hilarious!

Our entire ‘society’ is completely fucked